I Will Lighten Up When We Get To Arkham. ⭐

Sharkula 2022 has its own theme tune, a 60's sounding beach blanket movie type tune. A nice touch. A lot of the actors from Virus Shark and Sharkenstein and the Jurassic Shark movies are here, and I even recognise that rubber shark fin. This can only mean one thing. Yes, it's another Mark Polonia movie. Reusing everything in production so only the script can save this one. Vampires and sharks sound like a workable premise, right? The shark does have glowing red eyes, and growls, but its farfetched plot was only ever a distraction for one hour and ten minutes Just a distraction.

I Wanted This To Work, I Really Did.